Some History...

I was not turned evil, I was born that way! I am a twin, but I am the evil one. My "goody-goody" brother does things that I don't approve of, like making donations to charity, volunteering and many more disgusting things! But he is family, so I still love him! Like they always say... "You can't pick your family!"

School...

I went to a kindergarten for "normal" children but was expelled when I kidnapped the principal and tried to take over the school. I went on to schools for evil children, where I excelled! I now have a doctorate in evil from a major university. Education is important, but now I am deep in debt.

The Future...

I have plans to take over the world and fix all of the problems in this world. But I have a few hurdles. The evil credit union that I bank with is holding up my loan application, and my ads for minions is not producing the results that I desire.